Waking up from unconsciousness with Gordon Ramsay hovering tenderly over you.
- teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
- me: yeh
- friend: what r we supposed to be doin
- me: lol idk
-Ancient Proverb as recited by Elizabeth on Masterchef
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war