sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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playthesims:

aww

playthesims:

aww

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billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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raquelegee:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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